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For your convenience, Honda of Staten Island online dealership allows you to apply for credit approval, contact sales staff, and view New Honda Specials and Used Honda Specials from the comfort of your home.

Ride this historic ferry for stunning views of New York Harbor, the Statue of Liberty, and Lower Manhattan. The scenic 25-minute journey is free, fun, and a beloved NYC experience since 1905.

Located on Staten Island, this independent liberal arts college combines rigorous academics with hands-on learning experiences that prepare graduates for meaningful careers and engaged citizenship. Faculty mentors guide students through interdisciplinary study, community service, and personal growth rooted in scholarship and leadership.

When it comes to the vehicle you drive, never settle for anything but the best. At Manfredi Chrysler Jeep & Dodge provides a wide assortment of new and pre-owned Chrysler, Dodge and Jeep vehicles to its Staten Island, NY region customers, backed by outstanding service.<br> The car of your dreams for a great price; the finance department can help by securing you a great car loan or lease rate.

Escape the winter chill at this Port Richmond sanctuary where eco-conscious beauty meets expertly crafted artistry. Specializing in flawless color and cuts, stunning bridal transformations, and rejuvenating spa treatments—all delivered with minimal toxins and maximum care for the planet. Unwind in a serene green environment designed to leave you feeling refreshed, radiant, and guilt-free.

A legendary Lower East Side institution serving iconic cured meats, sandwiches, and Jewish deli classics since 1888. Perfect for a quick lunch or memorable meal that's been feeding generations of New Yorkers.

Private Music Classes on Piano, Guitar, Bass, Violin, Viola, Mandolin, Drums, Voice, Banjo, Harp, Sax, Trumpet, Flute, Trombone, Clarinet.

Elegant women's fashion and accessories await in this iconic Murray Hill boutique, where timeless style meets contemporary sophistication for the discerning shopper.

L’Absinthe Brasserie-Restaurant, nestled in the heart of Manhattan’s Upper East Side is a world outside of the every day.  Chef-Proprietaire, Jean-Michel Bergougnoux’s classic and nouvelle French cuisine merges harmoniously with the timeless and traditional Parisian Brasserie décor and attentive, friendly service.

Step into Italian luxury at this iconic Florence-founded fashion house in Lenox Hill. Explore coveted handbags, accessories, and apparel from one of the world's most prestigious designers.

The Greene Grape began in 2004 with a small wine store in Fort Greene dedicated to small production wine in an affordable price range. Today that commitment has extended to a 2nd store in Manhattan.

Your go-to spot for premium meats, fresh provisions, and ready-made dishes perfect for summer gatherings. Let us handle the catering while you enjoy time with friends and family.

ConstructionKids introduces new builders to a broad range of materials and tools. Kids here study the natural and man-made world around us, while learning to work individually as well as part of a team. ConstructionKids' goal is to share the joy of building, revising, and repairing. Your child will love to explore everything ConstructionKids has to offer - sign up for a class or summer camp today!

Your go-to travel partner for unforgettable Caribbean getaways and domestic adventures. Atlas Vacations specializes in island escapes to Jamaica, Cancun, Aruba, and beyond, plus popular U.S. destinations like Orlando, Las Vegas, and Miami.

"Let Emmanuel Gospel Bookstore be your sanctuary. With a Christian atmosphere that immerses you in the presence of God, we are able to affect your conversation and interaction with others."

Moving to or within Long Island City? Steinway Moving & Storage combines decades of local expertise with industry accreditations to handle residential and commercial relocations with genuine care. Trust a team that knows the neighborhood and delivers reliable service every time.

Sparkle this season with Queens' premier destination for diamond jewelry, offering timeless engagement rings, wedding bands, and elegant pieces in gold and pearls. Expert jewelers help you find the perfect style for any occasion.

Escape the summer heat at this welcoming Astoria gem, where expertly curated drafts and wines pair perfectly with honest hospitality and zero pretension. Rotating specials keep the vibe fresh and worth revisiting all season long.

Escape the summer heat at this welcoming Astoria gem, where expertly curated drafts and wines pair perfectly with honest hospitality and zero pretension. Rotating specials keep the vibe fresh and worth revisiting all season long.

Since 1986, this Queens dance studio has been nurturing dancers with personalized instruction and genuine care—where every student is known by name and trained with both modern techniques and old-fashioned heart. Join the family and experience superior dance education in a studio overflowing with joy.

Bronx Automotive Group is conveniently located in The Bronx, New York, just minutes away from Manhattan and New Rochelle. Bronx Automotive Group has the areas largest selection of Toyota Kia Scion and certified preowned vehicles from cars and trucks to vans and SUVs.

Experience luxury transportation throughout the Bronx and beyond with professional chauffeurs who handle weddings, airport transfers, corporate events, and special occasions with style and reliability.

Your go-to spot for fresh urban fashion and streetwear in the Bronx, offering the hottest styles and legendary customer service that keeps shoppers coming back. Stop by to find everything you need to stay on top of your game.

A Bronx-based nonprofit dance school empowering K-12 students with creative expression, cultural awareness, and confidence. Join us for dynamic classes that celebrate movement, community, and positive youth development.

Escape to this stunning 28-acre hilltop garden overlooking the Hudson River, where woodland trails, seasonal blooms, and waterfront views create the perfect retreat. Year-round art exhibitions, outdoor performances, and nature programs blend horticulture and creativity in one of the Bronx's most beautiful cultural spaces.

Welcome to the one and only Bel Aire Diner, where you can experience great service, atmosphere and the classic dishes from our crowd-favorite menu! Come and enjoy our great breakfast dishes, appetizers, salads, desserts, burgers and sandwiches!

Welcome to Eastern Athletic Clubs. Come visit the state-of-the-art exercise facilities, and engage in a unique fitness experience.

the interior of Ninja New York is designed to recreate the atmosphere of the castles of feudal Japan. Comeand experience exquisite japanese fod while served by a staff in fullninja garb!

First full moon between Jan 21 and Feb 19 A noisy, colorful occasion celebrated from noon to sunset around Mott St. Though dragons still dance in the street, firecrackers no longer chase away evil spirits because former Mayor Giuliani banned them for most events. The chances of getting a meal anywhere in Chinatown at this time are slim.

Celebrate art and culture on Fifth Avenue during this annual summer festival, where nine world-class museums throw open their doors free to the public. Enjoy live music, street performances, and art installations along the car-free Museum Mile.

The Winter Antiques Show is America's most prestigious venue for fine and decorative arts, benefiting East Side House Settlement. The 2008 Show will be held from January 18th to 27th in New York City, with the celebrated Opening Night Party on Thursday, January 17th.

Early April Lincoln Center and MoMA have presented this popular two-week film festival for more than 25 years, showcasing films of overlooked or emerging filmmakers

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